Wednesday, August 11, 2004
God's impending wrath upon Florida
I'm sure we've all see the headlines: Florida on alert with two tropical storms on the way. Which begs the question of what did Florida do this time to piss God off? After all, the whack job former GOP Presidential contender and founder of the Christian Coalition, Pat Robertson has established that when Floridians do bad things... God smites them by sending massive storms and other natural disasters.
So what was it this time, Pat? The fraud that Jeb Bush promised his brother Dubya that he'd deliver in 2000? Or could it be the Diebold scam that Jeb Bush is trying to use to engineer a repeat of 2000 for his older brother? Or perhaps God is displeased by your repeated suggestions that it'd be a good idea to detonate a friggin' nuclear device under the Department of State in Washington DC.
Note: I actually do believe that God could use a natural disaster to express displeasure with humans. I don't mean to mock that concept. I want to be crystal clear here... I'm mocking Pat Robertson. He's a deranged lunatic who poses some danger to America if for no other reason than his obvious enthusiasm at the mere hint of nuking a specific part of America. Hell, we've toppled foreign governments, with no small loss of life, in the last two years for significantly less provocation than nuking the State Department building.
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So what was it this time, Pat? The fraud that Jeb Bush promised his brother Dubya that he'd deliver in 2000? Or could it be the Diebold scam that Jeb Bush is trying to use to engineer a repeat of 2000 for his older brother? Or perhaps God is displeased by your repeated suggestions that it'd be a good idea to detonate a friggin' nuclear device under the Department of State in Washington DC.
Note: I actually do believe that God could use a natural disaster to express displeasure with humans. I don't mean to mock that concept. I want to be crystal clear here... I'm mocking Pat Robertson. He's a deranged lunatic who poses some danger to America if for no other reason than his obvious enthusiasm at the mere hint of nuking a specific part of America. Hell, we've toppled foreign governments, with no small loss of life, in the last two years for significantly less provocation than nuking the State Department building.
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