Friday, September 03, 2004
Dazed and confused

Cheney Says Kerry Doesn't Understand West.
Well, Mr. Vice Flip-Flopper in Chief... last time I checked you couldn't decide whether you live in Texas or in Wyoming. Now, I know that you and George are anti-science and it may well be asking too much of you to refer to a map. But, if you check the one that I've just linked for you, you'll notice that both Texas and Wyoming are East of Oregon, California and Washington. Further, you'll notice that all three Western states are solidly backing Kerry. This despite the fact that early on Oregon and Washington were considered swing states up for grabs.
While you and George "Flip-Flopper in Chief" Bush have visited out West. I have lived here my entire life. I was born in California, have lived in Oregon since the late 60's, and went to college in Washington. You, Sir, are an Easterner as far as we're concerned. And we don't much like you out here in the real West.
Now, it's pretty obvious from the look on your face that this pisses you off more than a little. But there it is whether you like it or not.
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